3 years ago
wild pacman

wild pacman

3 years ago
foam monster in emotional reunion with severed limb 

foam monster in emotional reunion with severed limb 

3 years ago
3 years ago
my new favourite person

my new favourite person

3 years ago
generic love poem

Call a doctor/ plumber/ priest
My heart is broken/ leaking/ deceased

My life is worthless/ so much better/ over
I’m going to kill myself/ tell your wife/ Dover

How could you leave me/ not know/ lie?
I hope you return my stuff/ come back/ die

I’ll never forget you/ forgive you/ go away
I need closure/ a DNA test/ to tell you I’m gay

Your face/ crotch/ top of your back
Is so beautiful/ lumpy/ unusually slack

Your ex/ mother/ best friend from school
Always made me great coffee/ feel inadequate/ drool

I will miss you/ kill you/ stalk you forever
That way we can be friends/ get away with it/ be together

I’m sorry you did this/ I did this /we failed
I promise to pay you/ dye it back/ get you bailed
Please don’t leave me/ show the Polaroids/ write or call

3 years ago

Brian: Can I borrow a tea-bag?
Tim[sarcastically] Only if you bring it back. [pauses] You can HAVE a tea-bag, Brian, you can’t borrow one.
Brian: What are you playing?
TimTomb Raider 3.
Brian: She’s drowning.
Tim: Yeah.
Brian: Is that the point of the game?
Tim: Depends what mood you’re in really.

4 years ago

"i’m young and bored of being young and bored,if i was old enough i could say i’ve seen it all before,in short; i’m tired of giving a shit"

Random Daze theme by Polaraul